Let’s face it: the idea of Misstress Barbara switching from lipstick fembot techno dominatrix to bona fide synth-pop chanteuse is a ridiculous one. From her early ’90s beginnings—first on the inchoative Montreal rave scene, then on the international level via circuit parties and Ibiza orgies—Barbara was always associated with the relentless side of techno. This magnetic aura is precisely what attracted her, according to early interviews, to the genre in the first place. That said, the Barcelona and Don’t Leave EPs, both released in 2007, showcased an aesthetic shift hinted at by her Come With Me mixed CD, a compilation that featured the likes of Sebo K, Trentemøller, Nahan Fake and Dominik Eulberg.
Fast forward to early 2009, and Misstress Barbara’s comeback single is starting to float around. Weirdly enough, it sounds like “Barcelona” with awkward vocals on top. Even more troubling: It’s a Leonard Cohen cover. That said, “Dance Me to the End of Love” is not as terrible as the idea sounds. (It’s definitely not as painful as Miss Kittin & The Hacker’s current take on “Suspicious Minds.”) But Barbara’s voice is, unsurprisingly, a bit flat, a fact that is unfortunately backed up by the banality of the lyrical content of I’m No Human, her first official album as a singer. The title track and “J’étais une fleur” are especially worth mentioning for their cringe-inducing powers (especially if you understand French).